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Memphis | I walked out of the UPS store after dropping off a package and there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. I said, "Come on man, I was in there less than five minutes." He didn't even look up, just kept writing. I got a little chapped - "Nazi." He walked around the back and started writing a ticket for the license plate holder not being vertical. "Seriously? You donut eating goon." He finished writing that ticket, stuck it on top of the first one and found something else. "Are you KIDDING ME!?" I wore him out for the next 20 minutes and he never even made eye contact, just kept writing tickets. Finally, after he had a whole pile stacked up on the dash he looked at me and said "One more word out of you and I'm gonna have this Hog towed right now." I looked at him and said "I don't care." I walked across the street, got on my Vision and rode off. |
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Columbia, SC | LOVE IT! It's my new facebook status.
Alexi |
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Iron Butt
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Orlando, FL | Songfan, that is freaking hilarious!! I'm still laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANX for the laughter.
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Cruiser
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Danville, CA | CLASSIC!!! NICE WORK!!!! |
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Iron Butt
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, FL United States | That's funny, right there. I don't care who you are, smile dammit!  |
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Fountain Inn, SC United States | TOM -you killed me! That is hilarious!
..... I'm still laughing! |
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Rancho Cucamonga, CA | That's just what I needed right now, thanks! |
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Iron Butt
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Mt. Vernon, WASH. | That makes up for the rainy, windy, crappy cold day we're having! NYUK NYUK NYUK |
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Cruiser
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Arkansas | Now that's funny rot-tare! |
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Cruiser
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Hudson, Ohio | classic...well done  |
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Lumber Bridge, NC United States | Nice |
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| Me being older then you know that once the cops pen hits the paper your screwed.
Way to funny bet cop was laughing inside really good. |
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San Antonio, TX | Really, good one man. Keep them coming. |
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Fargo, ND | DAMN! you had me there for a minuite! I was ready to start a thread to help you pay for that Cop's ignorance! Thanks for the chuckle.
Edited by stretch1956 2011-11-12 5:26 PM
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Memphis,Tn. | Tom, thanks for using UPS! |
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Tourer
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san antonio, tx | Sorry, but I've got to steal that! |
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, FL United States | Classic
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Puddle Jumper
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| That is the best thing I have read in awhile!! |
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| Too good...borrowed |
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Pitt Meadows, BC Canada | I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a fucking thing!"
Edited by donetracey 2011-11-25 11:08 AM
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Puddle Jumper
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Sydney - AUSTRALIA | As a current Harley rider I find the joke bloody great
Cheers Kym |
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san antonio, tx | kmoulds - 2011-12-09 12:59 AM
As a current Harley rider I find the joke bloody great
Cheers Kym
Hey Kym,
Scoping out a Vic? Feel free to ask any questions. Lots of us here are former and even current HD riders.
Tons of information to be found here and we are all very proud of our bikes. In that respect, no different than any other brand, I suppose.
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Iron Butt
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Western WA | Nicely done Tom! LOL |
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Iron Butt
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Tri Cities, WA | Only songfan would do that shit for real! LMAO. Solid brother. Made me laugh so hard I almost shot my drink all over my computer... :-) |
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Fargo, ND | Great Story! Thanks for the laugh! |
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