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Visionary
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Pitt Meadows, BC Canada | There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man ... and then my dog bit me."
"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"
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Visionary
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Ruskin, Fl | Good stuff! | |
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Cruiser
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W'ford Tx | If only I could keep a straight faces I'd pull this off. | |
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Visionary
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New Bohemia, VA | I thought you were going to tell me it was your specimen to check to see if you a communicable terminal illness, but hey the outcome is the same... glad it made your day better  | |
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Iron Butt
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Orlando, FL | You berry berry funy Mr. donetracey. Berry funy.
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Visionary
Posts: 3006
San Antonio, TX | Yesterday, I asked to get off of work early to finish and adjust my new headlamps.....
Looked at the calendar and had a meeting until 2:30 PM...no problem I will leave then.
The paperwork after the meeting went until 2:55 PM.
At 3:00 I get to my truck in the parking lot. Rear drivers tire is flat to the rim.
By 3:25 I have the spare on and drive to Discount Tire.....I can see that a piece of metal is in the center of the tires tread. The tire is covered by Road Hazzard, no worries.
Leave Discount tire at 4:30 PM with a new tire and the broken 3" blade of a Gerber pocket knife that they pulled out of the tire. Go figure.
Get home at 4:45PM and start on the Vision.
So much for getting home early!
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The Worst Day Of My Life (amusing...)