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Cruiser
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Hartland, , WI | WSIN radio station just reported a little 10-year-old girl yesterday was walking home, alone, from school, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, the biker turned to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" said the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The biker again pulled up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the little girl as she hurried on down the street.
The biker pulled up beside the little girl again and said, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks and a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stopped, turned toward him and screamed out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Harley instead of the Vision"!
"YOU RIDE IT!"
P.S. Can you tell I'm loosing it up here in the great white north! I WANNA RIDE! |
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Cruiser
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Houston, TX | LOL... |
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Cruiser
Posts: 141
| Very funny !
And I know what you mean, At least the bike has switched places in the garage with the snowmobile. soon very soon........ |
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Cruiser
Posts: 203
Rapid City, SD | Sunny and 80 degrees on Sunday turned into 70 mph winds and 4ft snow drifts in my driveway. |
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Cruiser
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Ma. | Thanks for the laugh...
Gary |
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Iron Butt
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Richmond, Virginia | that explains a lot. Harleys run on big bags of candy..... and you cant even pick up a young girl with one..... |
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Visionary
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Pitt Meadows, BC Canada | I got the same joke from a buddy - except it was "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley"!
And I immediately thought about doing what Vinner1 did! Good on-ya pal !!! |
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Puddle Jumper
Posts: 12
| I have been discussing the upcoming purchase of a Vision with my brother who rides Harleys. I just sent him the joke. 
Thanks for posting! |
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Our local news just reported!