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Memphis | You are coming up to a green light at an intersection and notice two other bikers on either side, stopped for the red light. They are intently trying to ignore each others existence. You cruise through the intersection with a little extra blip on the throttle and watch both heads snap as you go by. It's gooood! |
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Tourer
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Tacoma, WA | LOL!!!!-----Metalguy |
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Cruiser
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Colorado | LOL... |
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Tourer
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East TN | LMAO!!! |
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Cruiser
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Rapid City, SD | Yeah I laughed at this one. "Priceless" |
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Tourer
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Simi Valley, CA | Funny.... |
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Tourer
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Goldsboro, NC | I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry.
I saw the "field goal" and I was reminded of this old saw.
So... with apologies to all:
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"
Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he s**ts the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"
The old man replied, "Half-time, we switch sides!" |
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New Vision Term: "Field Goal"