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Tourer
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Vineland, NJ United States | http://bigfrickingadventures.blogspot.com/2010/09/chapter-1-journey-begins.html |
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Iron Butt
Posts: 732
Western WA | LOL
"She's a 2008 Victory Vision. This beauty is like nothing you've ever seen. I tell you the styling on this bike is revolutionary. She is an ode to art deco. She is a sonnet of line and form and function with a bass note of devil-may-care intensity. Cherry Red. 106 cc's and 96 hp. Cruise control. Stereo. GPS. Heated seats. Heated hand-grips. Electric adjustable windshield. Enough computer chips to build a robot.
I admit, I'm smitten. I may, if pressed, leave your Mother for this bike - she's just that hot. Not that your Mother isn't hot - she is. But Mom doesn't cruise from 0 to 60 in 4.5 seconds unless she's mistaken the caffeine pills for breath-mints again. How best to sum up the Vision? She's a big-ass Buck Rodger's lookin' rocket-ship that raises more eyebrows than a beauty-pageant contestant explaining the nuances of quantum physics."
Edited by Breaker 2010-09-20 3:39 PM
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Cruiser
Posts: 204
West Knoxville TN | Nice start. He must have been an english major before he became an old motorcycle rider.  |
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Iron Butt
Posts: 732
Western WA | Today's one about packing made me spit coffee. |
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Tourer
Posts: 374
Tucson, AZ | This is almost better than whats on TV. I can so far identify with every word. Too funny especially the packing part. Quite a few years ago myself and my now ex wife were getting ready to take a trip to Sturgis on the RoadKing. Of couse she had all kinds of stuff, lotions, potions, and all that jazz, and a hair dryer. Whats that for I asked, we are gonna be on a motorcyle for 3 weeks of camping and besides are you gonna plug it into a tree? Well after some heated debates, the hair dryer was left at home. Wouldn't you know it...we get to Custer S.D. in the campground, a site with electric, uh oh, and of course the outlet is 36 inches above the ground, cable tied to......what else, a friggen tree. That was the most miserable ride I have ever been on, got the silent treatment, and eventually the divorce........lol
mike
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Tourer
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Salisbury, NC | I have also enjoied this blog. ET |
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Visionary
Posts: 3204
Memphis | FAQ is hilarious. |
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Interesting Blog about Vision if your Bored