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Pitt Meadows, BC Canada | A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
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Lumber Bridge, NC United States | good one | |
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New Bohemia, Va | I though Don was relating a real life experience.. 
Edited by Cap'n Nemo 2011-02-02 1:18 PM
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Pitt Meadows, BC Canada | C'mon - we're all 'straight' in Canada, 'eh? | |
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Brighton, TN | One time at BAndCamp....... | |
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Pitt Meadows, BC Canada | An Australian was riding his Vision beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said?.
'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy'.
The Lord replied;
'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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Brighton, TN | built that day | |
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