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New Bohemia, Va | never a bad post, always a joke post.
There was this man who was laying on his deathbed soon to draw his last breath at any moment. He begin to smell fresh baked chocolate chip cookies and thought the end was there. However, he realized that just maybe he did really smell his favorite thing in the whole world and begin to make his way to the kitchen, crawling and limping he finally made it there and saw the largest stack of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies he had ever seen in his life. As he reached out with his weak and trembling hand for just one of the tasty morsels his wife reached up and smacked his hands and said,
"DON'T YOU TOUCH THOSE, THEY'RE FOR THE FUNERAL"
Edited by Cap'n Nemo 2011-04-02 12:56 PM
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