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| Osama bin Laden is standing before God waiting to hear his punishment, when God gets a tap on the shoulder. Behind him stands 343 firefighters, 72 police officers, one K9 officer, 3,000 American citizens & over 5,000 soldiers. "Don't worry, God, we got this!"
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Lansing, MI | I hope you're right!
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Cruiser
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Plainfield Illinois | Unless Bin Laden's view of his afterlife is his reality. In that case here's the first two of his 72 virgins....
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orrick, mo | I thought it might be like the movie Little Nicky. He'll get the pineapple express where the son doesn't shine.  |
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Simi Valley, CA | He thought he was going to be greeted in Heaven by 75 Virgins..... little did he know the translation was wrong, it is 75 Virginians...
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Puddle Jumper
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Lexington Park MD | Or it could be like Jeff Dunham's Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Achmed looks out into the crowd for his 72 virgins, then asks, "Are you my virgins? I hope not!".
Jeff asks why, Achmed responds, "There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there!"; "If this is Paradise, I've been screwed!".
Jeff replies, "Did they say they would only be female virgins?"
Achmed to realize that the gender of the virgins was not specified and says, "Holy crap!" |
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Tourer
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Simi Valley, CA | The Justice League?
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, FL United States | good one |
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