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Iron Butt
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29 Palms California | I'm deeply remiss for my temporary hiatus. I've been constructing a Vision to minivan ballistic missle. The prototype is a empty Bud light can filled with C-4 explosives and a 3 second time fuse.
I'm also developing a "back off my rear" devise. Currently have baseball size lead shot. I have installed a ejection port my trunk. It just lobs the lead shot up 2 feet in the air. My wife drives behind me in her minivan, while on the phone, drinking a mocha la grande while the kids scream at her. The BOM'R has caused some damage to the van, and I've replace the windshield 4 times thus far. Timing and speed are a major factor. The best results are at 65mph, crosswinds pending.
Honestly, I didn't do any of the above, but wish I had.
As you know, a rubber chicken wears bright red lip stick, and the football has reach the endzone.
(code for my merc friends) Don't try and answer, this is an unsecure line. OPSEC, the light is bright, seek the Vision, I repeat, Seek the VISION.
Oh, I forgot to take my medication. Never mind.
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Iron Butt
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29 Palms California | bunch of old buzzards! |
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Tourer
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Tacoma, WA | LOL!! Good to hear from you again!!!!-----Metalguy |
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Tourer
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Scottsdale AZ | Some things never change! But, the Vision just keeps gettin better and better! |
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Cruiser
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Edmonton, AB | Buckeye....glad to see you have replenished you supply of caffiene.  |
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Visionary
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So Cal | Rathe pick on mini vans than your bro's at V-R huh? Gotta admit, its a tough call.
I was going to suggest you and metalguy collaborate, he's working on a gov't project, but I dont think he needs your kind of help. Nothing personal. The gov't does have standards, low as they may be, but standards nonetheless. |
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Visionary
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So Cal | Oh, I think pollo misses you, he's been overdosing on the caffine lately. |
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Visionary
Posts: 8144
New Bohemia, VA | cjnoho - 2008-04-23 10:12 PM Oh, I think pollo misses you, he's been overdosing on the caffine lately. I'd say.... |
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Visionary
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Brighton, TN | What you guys tryin' to say ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Dr. Pepper and Sugar and Caffeine, goood Cocktail. |
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Iron Butt
Posts: 904
29 Palms California | Dr. Pepper? I gotta pee..Over 6k on the Buckeye mobile...riding this weekend out to route 66 and back. About 100 miles, but the road captain (co-worker) is on a H-D and doesn't want to risk being to far from ..help |
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Visionary
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New Bohemia, VA | BUCKEYE - 2008-04-24 1:07 PM Dr. Pepper? I gotta pee..Over 6k on the Buckeye mobile...riding this weekend out to route 66 and back. About 100 miles, but the road captain (co-worker) is on a H-D and doesn't want to risk being to far from ..help Well, is it true that H-Der's remember the trip by what broke? We'll remember them by what we saw. Easy chair riddin' with real life, big screen. And if it starts to rain, I can roll the window up.:cool:
Edited by varyder 2008-04-24 1:28 PM
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Iron Butt
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29 Palms California | The bikes are roaring thru 29 Palms on there way to Laughlin. I have seen one Vision, going the other way, I was amazed. Had a vintage
Z280 zoom up on me yesterday, thumbs up, as you all know, thats a daily event. What is cool, is just about every gas station I go buy, there is 5 or more bikes fueling up for their last leg to Laughlin. It's like someone flipped on the light switch when I ride by. All heads turn! I do make sure my ZZ Top is jamming loudly out of the speakers. Aloha friday! Hang lose bruddah! |
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