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Visionary
Posts: 3773
Pittsburgh, PA | WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky.
You don?t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
A wedding dress costs around $5000 while a tux rental is only $100.
People never stare at your chest when you?re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don?t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invites you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can ?do? your nail with a pocket knife .
You have free of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24! In 25 minutes!
NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER.
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Cruiser
Posts: 133
, AR United States | Such a long list, a woman must have written it. | |
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Visionary
Posts: 3773
Pittsburgh, PA | I was in topeka Kansas last week on my vision and saw it in a local paper. Lol | |
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