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donetracey
Posted 2010-03-04 12:20 PM (#54325)
Subject: Distorting the Truth


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Posts: 2118
Pitt Meadows, BC Canada


A Victory owner is visiting the zoo in Calgary, Alberta when he sees a little girl leaning into the bars of the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker without hesitation runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter addressing the biker says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Victory rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page.. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, 'I'm a soldier in the Canadian military and a Conservative.' The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

CANADIAN SOLDIER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH  

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days. And their regard for bikers.
 

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Teach
Posted 2010-03-07 6:16 PM (#54573 - in reply to #54325)
Subject: Re: Distorting the Truth


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Posts: 1436
Seen that one a couple times, always worth a laugh
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VaParadox
Posted 2010-03-08 7:56 AM (#54604 - in reply to #54325)
Subject: Re: Distorting the Truth


Iron Butt

Posts: 1158
Richmond, Virginia
Unrelated but still busts my gut

Three women were all sharing one jacuzzi at an exotic resort. Two of the women were young, beautiful, hair makeup i place etc etc.
The third woman was older and trying to join in their discussion. All of the sudden there was a buzzing sound and one of the young women lifted her wrist to her head and began talking, When she finished, she exclaimed ""Im so sorry, how rude, it was my phone,
I have a chip implanted in my wrist, its new technology. After a few more minutes all three women began to hear music sounds
and the second young woman reached up and pressed an area under her ear, and the music went away. She exclaimed "" that is my
embedded Ipod so I can have music wherever I go"". Well the elder woman was feeling so left out and dated without any technology
that she got up out of the jacuzzi and went to the restroom. When she returned to the jacuzzi, she had several squares of toilet tissue
hanging out from her rear end. She made sure that the other women saw it as she approached the Jacuzzi. Not to be outdone, she exclaimed ?H MY I MUST BE GETTING A FAX "" I will see you ladies later !! I know has nothign to do with motorcycles
but is still a funny monday story
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