I've been remodeling a bathroom and had to drive the truck to work so I could pick up stuff at the hardware store on the way home for a couple of days.  (Big stuff, like sheetrock.) 

One of the guys at work said "Hey Tom, I haven't seen the bike out there for a couple of days.  You goin soft on us?" 

I replied "Oh no, you'll know exactly when I decide to go soft."

He got a little grin on his face, "Is that when you pull up on a Harley and don't ride unless it's within a 20 degree comfort zone and no chance of rain?"

"You said it, not me."